Top Secret Script!. . . Don't tell anyone.

The Weekend!

INT. HOME - 12.40PM

(PETE, STEVE)

Saturday afternoon, 12.40pm.5 minutes to kick off!.

PETE

Yo shitbag, get out of bed you lazy fucker,

the game is about to start.

STEVE

(Rolling over in his bed)

Listen Gobsheen I was already awake. Sure I

was just gettin out of Bed.

(Pete closes door, walks down stairs)

. . . and thanks for knocking you dirty puff,

I could have been naked.

steve throws on his Beloved Liverpool jersey and

Yesterdays jeans .

Pete is lying on the couch, his hands over his head,

his feet resting on the arm of the couch. Steve

stumbles in, Buckling his belt in the process.

PETE

It's about time BIATCH. . . what took you so

long?. . . putting your make up on again.

STEVE

I told you about that,

(Steve sighs)

It was just the one time.

PETE

Are you still talking, I didn't ask for your

life story just sit down and watch the

fecking game.

SOUND: ....... TELEVISION: CROWD ROARS, WHISTLE BLOWS.

STEVE

How come the game is only starting now?

PETE

Awh I dunno, there was a minutes silence for

Frank Lamb-chop's Mother, she died Yesterday.

. . or something gay like that!

STEVE

Hang on a sec. . . . what date is it?

PETE

The 16th of your gay!

SOUND: ....... STEVE SNIGGERS!

STEVE

No You Nimrod, I'm serious

(Pete and Steve are rarely serious)

I think it's Mam's Birthday. We have to get

her something!

SOUND: ....... PETE AND STEVE COLLECTIVELY SHOUT THE WORD

BOLLOCKS!

PETE

Dude the game is after starting.

(Pete looks at his watch)

Half time?

STEVE

Yeh man, Half time. . . . I'll drive

(Pete can't drive)

SOUND: ....... COMMENTATOR: MY WORD THE REFEREE BLOWS HIS

WHISTLE AND ITS A PENALTY TO LIVERPOOL

GET IN!

Liverpool score the penalty and the two brothers jump

round the room.

PETE

you can count your lucky stars we got that

penalty because I was going to kick the shit

out of you!. . . you little bollocks

Two Brothers laugh!

TRANSITION TO: 1.30-PM HALF TIME!

STEVE

Right Broski, lets Rollski!

EXT. DRIVING IN THE CAR - 1.30PM.

College Work: Part Three

The Blogs Dollocks!

I don’t just like the Kopblog, I love the blogs Dollocks off it too.

This was the first blog page I ever looked at and it is the last one I view before falling asleep in front of the box each night. Why is it so important to me?. . . . because I am a fan of the greatest club in the world, Liverpool FC and this Blog is touched by the true spirit of the Kop.

It is one thing to have banter watching the big match with the lads but to experience the same craic from reading an article online, thats something special. That is why Kopblog is the king Kenny of blogs.

The 12th man is often heard online through words such as ‘Shanks knows’ and ‘Eggnog’. To anyone who ‘at the end of the storm’ hasn’t seen the ‘Golden Sky’, these are phrases only a true Liverpool supporter would know and acknowledge.

The above terminology contributes to the overall Anfield feel of the blog. This is not a blog for ‘the manc hearted’ by any means. Here is a piece of writing that shows true ‘reds’ loyalty by voicing the opinion of the best fans in the world

‘If we are ever going to get back to the top, this is the man’.

The odd murmur of dissatisfaction towards the current regime can also be heard through the comments of the global kopites. What I like best about this is that although the liberals and conservatives of L.F.C. clash, views are always respected.

The design consists of a Liverpool red background and a header made up of legendary flags. It proves more than enough to satisfy the fans, myself included. The links lead back to the thisisanfield homepage. I am only interested in the blog as I get my news from the official website.

The content could be more uplifting! This is something that only Rafa’s Red’s can rectifie.

This is Anfield!

College Work: Part Two.

ARISTOTLE’S INFLUENCE.

Aristotle talks about ‘objects of imitation’. He speaks of how men are represented as being either ‘better than in real life or worse’. Comedy aims at representing men as worse than in real life, and tragedy as better than in real life.

In the comedy ‘The Naked Gun’, Frank Drebin fulfils the role of Aristotle’s comedy representation. He is slow to react to situations and always ends up in awkward situations. Drebin is very much worse than in real life because of this. This is what makes the film a comedy. Everybody, to a lesser degree has found himself or herself in an embarrassing situation like Drebin, and because of this we can see a likeness.

In the tragedy ‘The Titanic’, Jack Dawson is very much a larger than life character. Jack charms Rose into falling in love with him within two days of meeting. Also when the ship is sinking he remains positive and always knows what to do. Jack is a character better than real life, that’s what makes his death and the film so tragic. People will also like Jack because everyman will feel they have a certain degree of that charm and every woman might feel they know someone or might meet someone like this.