INT. HOME - 12.40PM
(PETE, STEVE)
Saturday afternoon, 12.40pm.5 minutes to kick off!.
PETE
Yo shitbag, get out of bed you lazy fucker,
the game is about to start.
STEVE
(Rolling over in his bed)
Listen Gobsheen I was already awake. Sure I
was just gettin out of Bed.
(Pete closes door, walks down stairs)
. . . and thanks for knocking you dirty puff,
I could have been naked.
steve throws on his Beloved Liverpool jersey and
Yesterdays jeans .
Pete is lying on the couch, his hands over his head,
his feet resting on the arm of the couch. Steve
stumbles in, Buckling his belt in the process.
PETE
It's about time BIATCH. . . what took you so
long?. . . putting your make up on again.
STEVE
I told you about that,
(Steve sighs)
It was just the one time.
PETE
Are you still talking, I didn't ask for your
life story just sit down and watch the
fecking game.
SOUND: ....... TELEVISION: CROWD ROARS, WHISTLE BLOWS.
STEVE
How come the game is only starting now?
PETE
Awh I dunno, there was a minutes silence for
Frank Lamb-chop's Mother, she died Yesterday.
. . or something gay like that!
STEVE
Hang on a sec. . . . what date is it?
PETE
The 16th of your gay!
SOUND: ....... STEVE SNIGGERS!
STEVE
No You Nimrod, I'm serious
(Pete and Steve are rarely serious)
I think it's Mam's Birthday. We have to get
her something!
SOUND: ....... PETE AND STEVE COLLECTIVELY SHOUT THE WORD
BOLLOCKS!
PETE
Dude the game is after starting.
(Pete looks at his watch)
Half time?
STEVE
Yeh man, Half time. . . . I'll drive
(Pete can't drive)
SOUND: ....... COMMENTATOR: MY WORD THE REFEREE BLOWS HIS
WHISTLE AND ITS A PENALTY TO LIVERPOOL
GET IN!
Liverpool score the penalty and the two brothers jump
round the room.
PETE
you can count your lucky stars we got that
penalty because I was going to kick the shit
out of you!. . . you little bollocks
Two Brothers laugh!
TRANSITION TO: 1.30-PM HALF TIME!
STEVE
Right Broski, lets Rollski!
EXT. DRIVING IN THE CAR - 1.30PM.
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