Friday, April 30, 2010

Top Secret Script!. . . Don't tell anyone.

The Weekend!

INT. HOME - 12.40PM

(PETE, STEVE)


Saturday afternoon, 12.40pm.5 minutes to kick off!.


PETE

Yo shitbag, get out of bed you lazy fucker,

the game is about to start.


STEVE

(Rolling over in his bed)

Listen Gobsheen I was already awake. Sure I

was just gettin out of Bed.

(Pete closes door, walks down stairs)


. . . and thanks for knocking you dirty puff,

I could have been naked.


steve throws on his Beloved Liverpool jersey and

Yesterdays jeans .


Pete is lying on the couch, his hands over his head,

his feet resting on the arm of the couch. Steve

stumbles in, Buckling his belt in the process.


PETE

It's about time BIATCH. . . what took you so

long?. . . putting your make up on again.


STEVE

I told you about that,

(Steve sighs)

It was just the one time.


PETE

Are you still talking, I didn't ask for your

life story just sit down and watch the

fecking game.


SOUND: ....... TELEVISION: CROWD ROARS, WHISTLE BLOWS.


STEVE

How come the game is only starting now?


PETE

Awh I dunno, there was a minutes silence for

Frank Lamb-chop's Mother, she died Yesterday.

. . or something gay like that!


STEVE

Hang on a sec. . . . what date is it?


PETE

The 16th of your gay!

SOUND: ....... STEVE SNIGGERS!


STEVE

No You Nimrod, I'm serious

(Pete and Steve are rarely serious)

I think it's Mam's Birthday. We have to get

her something!


SOUND: ....... PETE AND STEVE COLLECTIVELY SHOUT THE WORD

BOLLOCKS!


PETE

Dude the game is after starting.

(Pete looks at his watch)

Half time?


STEVE

Yeh man, Half time. . . . I'll drive

(Pete can't drive)


SOUND: ....... COMMENTATOR: MY WORD THE REFEREE BLOWS HIS

WHISTLE AND ITS A PENALTY TO LIVERPOOL


GET IN!


Liverpool score the penalty and the two brothers jump

round the room.


PETE

you can count your lucky stars we got that

penalty because I was going to kick the shit

out of you!. . . you little bollocks


Two Brothers laugh!


TRANSITION TO: 1.30-PM HALF TIME!


STEVE

Right Broski, lets Rollski!


EXT. DRIVING IN THE CAR - 1.30PM.

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